86 - I'm Practically Sober (S6, Ep6)

We watch “The Almost People” (Series 6, Episode 6) where the Doctor and Ganger Doctor try to show Amy Pond that goo people are too people…too. Whilst said persuasion is occurring, Rory is following DoppelJen around watching her ‘retire’ additional copies of Jen Classic…who is also ‘retired’. After being treated to the delightful dancing of Adam (not former companion Adam tho), the Doctors gooify MonsterJen, heal real Cleaves and unite Jimmy the Copy with the son he never met. Oh! And Amy has been gooified by original recipe Doctor since she’s been a Ganger this whole season. So all in all, a rather uneventful episode.

85 - Rumchata Makes My Skin Crawl (S6, Ep5)

We watch “The Rebel Flesh” (Series 6, Episode 5) where the Doctor and the Whoby Gang land on an Earth island at a factory that drills for acid and sends it to the mainland? Wait…why…? Whilst at said island, Rory befriends a walking Xerox copy, Amy rocks an awesome flannel shirt (seriously…what did Amy actually get to do in this episode?) and the Doctor cos-plays as Odo from Deep Space Nine. Will this continue the streak of a superior first episode of a two-parter? Will we remember later what happened in this episode? Spoilers: probably nope on both.

84 - A Daiquiri for the Wife (S6, Ep4)

We watch “The Doctor’s Wife” (Series 6, Episode 4) where the Doctor gets Tardis-jacked with Rory and Amy still in the back seat. Whilst the horrified Doctor meets his Tardis personified in the form of a beautiful woman (just imagine if your teenage mattress gained sentience…scary, right?), Amy and Rory are horrified when the Tardis is personified by a malevolent asteroid bent on killing them. Who wins out? Who will survive? Who’s name is in the titles?

83 - Shaun Wants a Black and Tan (S6, Ep3)

We watch “The Curse of the Black Spot” (Series 6, Episode 3) where the Doctor and Co. materialize on the one pirate ship in the 17th century where Jack Sparrow hasn’t been shoe-horned into the story. Whilst there, Amy gets her swash buckle on, the Doctor hits the powder room and Rory goes overboard for another ginger female.So come for the pirate cos-play but leave with your virtue (unfortunately) still intact. Worst. Trip. Ever.

82 - Blue Moon for a Hot Summer Day (S6, Ep2)

We watch “Day of the Moon” (Series 6, Episode 2) where the Doctor forgets to shave, Rory takes time to sight see, River Song takes first place in the high dive and Amy goes to a not so magical place in Florida. Whilst there, the Whoby Gang lays out an elaborate trap for the Silence involving three cotton swabs, a stick of chewing gum and the Lunar landing of the Apollo 11. And they wouldn’t have succeeded without the help of Agent Canton Delaware. The FBI Agent who only wanted to be allowed to marry his gay black boyfriend. Happy Pride Month Y’All!

81 - The Improbable Hangover Cure (S6, Ep1)

We watch “The Impossible Astronaut” (Series 6, episode 1) where the Doctor sends out picnic invites to witness his murder by Neil Armstrong? Buzz Aldrin? Tom Hanks? Anywho…whilst said killing is going on, Rory rocks some awesome cargo shorts, Amy breaks the cardinal taboo of speaking in the restroom and River skips out of paying her tab. Oh! And the Doctor shows up to take them all to America circa 1969. It’s timey wimey people. So come for this seasons’ premiere and stay for the moment where an annoyed Steve finds out this is a two-parter! Then a delighted John gets his wings.

80 - The Annual Xmas Family Brawl (S6, Ep0)

We watch “A Christmas Carol” (Series 6, Episode 0) where the Doctor presents himself as the the Ghost of Christmas Past in order to save the Christmas Present of the honeymooning Amy and Rory. Whilst the Ponds were…um…enjoying some ‘alone time’ away from the Doctor, the Doctor was ‘enjoying’ time away from the Ponds with a young Dumbledore plus (to keep it from seeming creepy?) a dying woman. So put out your Holiday Chum for the Christmas Shark, lead on a drug addled movie star and join us with Friend-Of-The-Show-Denise for this seasonal chore!

79 - Tom Baker On The Rocks: The First Relapse

In this very special episode we discuss a story from 1970’s Doctor Who: The Old Show. Starring fourth Doctor Tom Baker, “The Deadly Assassin” was suggested by Friend-Of-The-Show Tim. Whilst currently companion-less, the Doctor travels to Gallifrey, enters the Matrix (whoa!), thwarts the Master and runs for President. Really? Like someone with insane hair, no political experience and a penchant for being with attractive-inter-changeable-age-inappropriate-women would ever be elected President? Ha ha! Ha! Ha? Hmm. Anywho…come for the Jelly Babies, stay for the banter!

78 - A Brief Whostory of Time: The Fifth Intervention

In this episode we briefly (for us) discuss series 5, which brought us a new show-runner, a new Doctor and a feisty ginger companion. Whilst bantering about the (many) highs and (mercifully few) lows of the season, we tease the next very special podcast episode. Spoilers! But let’s just say that wearing a 12 foot long multi colored scarf and snacking on jelly babies wouldn’t be inappropriate. Can’t. Stop. Myself...We’re watching a Tom Baker story! Oh hell. But don’t ask which one. It’s ‘The Deadly Assassin’! Crap! Stop me Steve! (Done.)

77 - A Big Swig of Beer (S5, Ep13)

We watch “The Big Bang” (Series 5, Episode 13) where the Doctor ping pongs around in time attempting to get to the bottom of Amy’s crack. Whilst attempting to solve said mystery, Amy becomes undead, Rory never bothers shaving, a Dalek gets stoned, River Song gets ‘Groundhog Day’ed and the Doctor tries to make ‘fez’ happen. Stop trying to make ‘fez’ happen Doctor! Anywho…the Doctor manages to reboot the entire universe by blowing up the Tardis. But the Tardis blowing up created Amy’s crack which caused the universe to blink out of existence requiring the Tardis to be blowed up…? Oh the timey wimeyness of it all!

76 - I Like Piña Coladas (S5, Ep12)

We watch “The Pandorica Opens” (Series 5, Episode 12) where the Doctor and Amy meet River Song for some Druidic sight seeing in Romanian England. Whilst there, Amy hooks up with a forgotten boyfriend, River Song makes an asp of herself and the Doctor plays “This Is Your Life” with all of his frenemies. As a result, Amy is killed, River Song gets blowed up real good, the Doctor gets stuck in a Hellraiser box…and that’s it?! WTF! Do they win out? Spoilers Pinhead…

75 - The Drunkard (S5, Ep11)

We watch “The Lodger” (Series 5, Episode 11) where the Doctor ditches Amy in Colchester (really? that’s a place?) for karaoke with Craig. Whilst there, the Doctor auditions for “Top Chef”, “The Bachelor” and “Colchester’s Top Football Player” whilst Amy auditions for “Top TARDIS Driver”. All whilst the Doctor solves that Craig’s non-existent non-upstairs non-neighbor has been luring in passers-by and saves Craig’s current crush Sophie from spinsterhood. And speaking of spinsterhood, Amy finds an engagement ring in the TARDIS. Awkward…

74 - Voodoo Doctor with Lime (S5, Ep10)

We watch “Vincent and the Doctor” (Series 5, Episode 10) where the Doctor tries to cheer up Amy by taking her to meet a suicidal artist in the 19th century. Whilst there, Van Gogh hits on the unknowingly single Amy, Amy gets attacked by an invisible monster during a visit to the loo, the Doctor tracks said monster with a machine that goes ‘ding’ and the trio gets ‘stoned’ with the locals. Still can’t get the picture out of my mind of the vivid orange children Van Gogh and Amy would have produced had she taken him up on his offer. Aiee!!!

73 - Bold Brewed Beer (S5, Ep9)

We watch “Cold Blood” (Series 5, Episode 9) where Amy plays a high-stakes game of Monopoly with the Lizard King and the Doctor pulls a surprise out of Amy’s crack whilst trying to break on through to the other side. In between these shenanigans, identical lizard sisters are killed, awful human beings are chastised and Amy sees her future self again. All by herself. Because she never must have met the rory man. I mean the right man. I honestly don’t rory from rory that roryed from. What?

72 - Drinking on an Empty Stomach (S5, Ep8)

We watch “The Hungry Earth” (Series 5. Episode 8) where the Doctor takes Amy and Rory to Rio de Janeiro where they all have a lovely time. Whilst there, Amy is drafted to Samba during Carnival, Rory agrees to go native by having a ‘Brazilian’ and the Doctor discovers that ‘Christ The Redeemer’ is the disguised TARDIS of the Rani! Nope? Sorry. Wishful thinking. Instead the Whoby Crew arrive in futurish Wales where they get pulled into a mysterious mystery. Let’s hope Scrappy Who shows up to save the day in part two.

71 - Absinthe Shots Always a Bad Choice (S5, Ep7)

We watch “Amy’s Choice” (Series 5, Episode 7) where Amy and Rory get into the Doctor’s head and are ‘chilled’ by what they see. And by ‘get into the Doctor’s head’, I of course mean they literally dive into the messed up soup that makes the Doctor dysfunction. Whilst there, the Doctor creates his own ‘Truman’ show, Rory makes an unfortunate choice of hair style and Amy choo choo chooses her baby daddy. (Spoilers: it’s Rory)

70 - Vivacious Vinos of Venice CA (S5, Ep6)

We watch “The Vampires of Venice” (Series 5, Episode 6) where the Doctor, Amy and her fiance Rory travel to 16th century Italy to take in the sights. And by ‘take in the sights’ I mean distract Amy from snogging the Doctor. Again. Whilst there, Amy gets schooled in necking, Rory goes spear fishing, Guido blows himself up real good and Signora Rosanna just wants to meet the Doctor all the way. Yeah!

69 - Grandma's Amaretto Stone Sour (S5, Ep5)

We watch “Flesh and Stone” (Series 5, Episode 5) where the Weeping Angels break all their established rules to this point…until the next time they break all their established rules to this point… Whilst there, we learn River Song is atoning for killing a good man (spoilers…), the Doctor tries to plug up Amy’s crack (unsuccessfully though…spoilers…) and Amy calms her pre-wedding jitters by trying to get into the Doctor’s trousers… but I will happily spoil that she in fact fails to do so. Umm…spoiler behind?

68 - Always Time For the Alcohols (S5, Ep4)

We watch “The Time of Angels” (Series 5, Episode 4) where Amy and the Doctor travel to the past after finding a love letter sent to him from her future spurring the Doctor to reconnect with the spoilerific River Song…his ex? pre? current? It’s timey wimey people! Whilst there, River brings a gun toting priest to their date, the Doctor finds that two heads are way better than one and Amy Pond gets something stuck in her eye. Perhaps if she blinks fast enough…wait..what?

67 - No Name Vodka and Tonic (S5, Ep3)

We watch “Victory of the Daleks” (Series 5, Episode 3) where the Doctor and Amy get blitzed with Winston Churchill. Whilst London is under attack from Nazi bombers, Churchill unveils his latest weapon which is seriously, absolutely, positively not a Dalek. It’s TWO Daleks! Unfortunately, the Doctor is the first to blink in a staring contest with the Daleks and ends up responsible for the creation of the Crayola Daleks. Fortunately, Crayola Daleks melt under the heat of the Doctor’s gaze and scribble off to parts unknown. And we see Amy’s crack again!