We watch the premiere episode of the Doctor Who reboot, "Rose" (Series 1, Episode 1) where the Doctor rescues shopgirl Rose Tyler from certain Death in the form of a vat of CGI plastic and it's army of killer mannequins.

Takeaways from this episode:

- Rose has huge teeth, Mickey is a doofus, Jackie is DTF, and the Doctor is (in Steve's words) kind of a dick.
- An online search for "Doctor Blue Box" surprisingly did not immediately display porn results.
- Doughy fans of the Doctor can have out of their league hot wives much like American sitcom husbands.

The final tally: 3 beers and a shot of tequila.

Production notes: mediocre sound quality, dated references (Doctor Who not on Netflix anymore dammit!)