We watch “The Eleventh Hour” (Series 5, Episode 1) where the Doctor discovers his latest body enjoys the traditional Scottish dish of fish fingers and custard. After crash landing, the Doctor initially traumatizes a prepubescent Amy Pond then later tantalizes a teen Amy Pond until finally settling on travelling with a young adult Amy Pond. Whilst the latest companion audition occurs, the Doctor checks out Amy’s crack, gives the Atraxi an eye exam and claims bow-ties are cool. Really Doctor…what’s next? Fezes? Wait…what?